" monkey around "

 [ "monkeying around" ]

1: Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.

  * e.g.,  ... We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL! 

 [ "monkeying around" ]

1: it's idiom

  * e.g.,  ... would you please stop monkeying around ? you'll break something ! 

 [ "monkeying around" ]

1: A Angry monkey is when a transgender that is a old women fucks you in the butt and puts lotion in there to make it Seemed like they cumed

  * e.g.,  ... My mother Monkeying around Me 

 [ "Monkey reach around" ]

1: To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye. 

 [ "Monkey Dicking Around" ]

1: A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

  * e.g.,  ... No monkey dicking around 

 [ "Spider Monkey Reach around" ]

1: The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

  * e.g.,  ... I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance 

 [ "Spider Monkey Reach Around" ]

1: When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it." 

 [ "monkeying around" ]

1: The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys) 

 [ "Monkeying around" ]

1: When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!